This Vine gives me life.
This Vine gives me life.
Still to this day my favorite comic
Okay let me tell you this story my teacher told me in like 6th grade that I still somehow remember to this day. And by somehow, I mean it was fucking hilarious and I’ll never stop laughing.
In college she was a teacher’s aid for an anatomy class or something or another. On the day they were suppose to examine an actually corpse one of the past students came in with an empty body bag. To put it simply, he pretended to be the dead body they were going to examine that day.
She knew this shit was going to be hilarious so she played along and pretended everything was going according to the plan. When the instructor came in and didn’t even check to make sure everything was in order. Nope, came in around the same time as the students and began the lesson straight away.
About 5 minutes a low moan came from the body bag, like something you’d hear out of a zombie movie.
Some of the closer students tilts their head and frown, but they doesn’t say anything. The instructor doesn’t even notice.
A little bit afterwards he moans loader. A few more people hear it this time around. They are understandably a bit worried, and a bit scared. This time the Instructor does notice, but he rolls his eyes.
For the next 10 minutes there is no noise from the body bag. The students have calmed by this point and the Instructor is winding down his lecture and about ready to move on to the practical.
Right as the Instructor moves over to the table the body bag is sitting on, the dude sits straight up in the bag and makes the stupidest zombie moans known to mankind.
Everyone straight up flips their shit. One of the girls ends up puking because she’s so scared and the rest of the students are running out the classroom, knocking over furniture, and screaming in terror.
IT GOT BETTER
AND HERE I WAS JUST GOING TO SAY IT WAS THE EIGHT DOCTOR, BUT HOLY SHIT I AM CRYING
This is why you need to pay attention in naming your children.
Apparently, this was the guy who was deported for being too handsome.
Suddenly, I understand.
Pretty sure it’s not just women they should have been ‘worried about’ not being able to—what was the wording? Control themselves?
That guy is hot.
I’m straight as an arrow and a Jew and I’d let him do things to me so vile they’d make Moses rise from the dead and punch me in the throat.
At which point, Moses would take a look at that guy and ask to join in.
this post is wild
I’m here for this.
reblogging again cause i need this
It seems Frodo has the same opinion as I do about the Desolation of Smaug movie
#omg#imagine frodo going to see the hobbit with the rest of the fellowship though it’d be hilarious#frodo is sending sms continuously to bilbo ‘did that really happen uncle bilbo’#bilbo is like ‘yes; no ; yes; no; probably artistic license; yes#HE DID WHAT TO THE WHAT no that most certainly did NOT happen’#gimli getting teary eyed over seeing his kin and being super enthusiastic and loud during the battle scenes#legolas just cringing the entire time through#’I can’t believe I said that’#’I never said that’#’oh god that armor was so unflattering’#’I WOULD NEVER ACT LIKE THAT OVER A BIT OF BLOOD’#’oh my god did dad really think I was crushing on tauriel I hope they made that part up’#(what they DIDNT make up is the part where he calls gimli a goblin mutant)#(that gets really awkward at the theatre)#merry and pippin are having the time of their live because they’re just really enjoying the movie#sauron downloaded the movie via torrent and is sitting in a cozy pit of lava watching the movie on his ipad and screencapping his ring and watching his own scene over and over again#and making fun of smaug by imitating his voice during his scenes#’I am fire I am death I am a whiny little asshole deserter dragonbaby who couldnt outfly glaurung#and that sucker didnt even have wings
I will never forget this post as long as I live
What does kindness get you? This.
CARRY-ON-JAEGER’S ATTACK ON TITAN GIVEAWAY!
Yay, its Eren Jaeger’s birthday! With that, it’s the last day of erenweek, so to top it all off why not have a giveaway. Hopefully you guys like the prizes, I tried staying within the theme.
RULES AND STUFF:
- You don’t have to be following me, but feel free to if you like the stuff I post.
- Reblog as much as you want, every single one of them count.
- Likes count too
- The winner will be randomly selected from an online generator
- You have to have your ask box open if you win
- I ship internationally. (We’ll work something out if there is any problem)
- You have to be okay with giving me your address. This is the only way i can get the prize to you.
- This will end April 30th (which is the end of April) which gives you a over a month to enter.
- I’LL ONLY GIVE 48 HRS FOR THE WINNER TO RESPOND
- Lastly, Im okay with side-blogs, but no giveaway blogs. (I’ll be checking)
- If you have any questions, my ask box is always open
WHAT YOU’LL WIN:
- Wall Maria wallet
- Attack on Titan messenger bag
- Eren Jaeger large mouse pad
- Survey Corp necklace
- AOT blade key chain
- Eren Jaeger w/ blade necklace
- Survey Corp pocket watch
That’s pretty much it! Start reblogging!!